Dear Justy

When you were smaller and we would make up stories together, I was always the Princess and you were the funny little sidekick who hung around with me. My little squirrel friend. What a Disney movie it would have made - you and me paddling the canoe up the river singing at the top of our lungs! 

Anyway, I know that I am still a goddess who can do anything in your young eyes but tent erection is not one of my strong points. In fact, as far as I am concerned, anything less than 5 star is camping. So why choose me as the person to help you practise putting your new tent up??? 

Oh yes, that would be for my undeniable skill of picking up the phone and using my index finger to call your Godfather.

Thanks for all the laughter and amusement you gave everyone by asking!

Much love always,

Jean